unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via very-best-text-posts)

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

(Source: twelfthdoctah, via fuckyodreamssss)

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

(Source: foodtrucker, via midknights)

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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(via midknights)

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via exhaustecl)

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via asapdrake)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via asapdrake)